illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)

Jul 25 4:03 with 185,780 notes

nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

Jul 25 4:03 with 71,471 notes

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

Jul 24 20:12 with 178,755 notes
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