i failed at raising a tamagotchi how the fuck am i supposed to raise a child
There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?
What is Taylor doing with her body?
why is lorde yodeling?
Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?
Camel called and he wants his toe back
(Source: cosmopolitanmagazine, via yolandaha)
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
(Source: reshirum, via encourage)
i hope karma slaps you in the face before i do
Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how
i wish i didnt look like a foot
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait